Archive for January, 2013

Shit is Awesome, bruh…

Posted in bang bang bang bang bang, Body A Battybwoy, I GOT DIRT ON U DOGGY, Morgan FreeMan, shoot dis muh'fucka with tags , , , , , , on January 30, 2013 by smashsimmons

Rapper/ImNotAToy Community Worker, Smash Simmons’ promo for the single “Awesome”, from the upcoming mixtape “W.O.O.” (Weapons.Oil.&Opium). Rick James approved.


Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on January 26, 2013 by TheNameIsJerald

Yes people! We joke a lot and shit over here but we’re DEADASS about this IMNOTATOY/Uncle Kelz tee collection. PRE-ORDERS ARE OPENING TOMORROW, SUNDAY @ 12 NOON!!!! You can access our store via the “Shop” link on the right side of the screen or you can visit ALSO! The crying R.Kelly tee will be limited to 50 pieces, so make sure you check that out at 12 noon this Sunday or Uncle Kelz will urinate on you for eternity



They on Fiya!

Posted in Classick with tags , , , on January 22, 2013 by imnotatoy

Classic shit right here mane, I was a young lad all about that Cash Money shit. This was a ground breaking era in (Rap) Music.

“The first beat I bought from fresh he charged me 1Hunnid dollas, I bought bout 10 of em ya heard me” – Baby

“…They budgets be over a million dollars, They way I see it…Give me that million we spending bout $5000 and we got and album…lets roll” – Juvenile

IMNOTATOY Presents: The Kellz Collection

Posted in 90s fave, bang bang bang bang bang, BEASTMODE, BIG ASS MISSILE, Big Ballin' Baby, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY, Classick, Guud Lawd, LOOK-A-HERE, NUFF SAID.., PRESIDENTIAL SHHHHIIITTTT, prolific moves, REAL NIGGA!!!!!, See what I did there, Shit just got real, Swag on full, There Will Be OTHERS..., U KNOW WHAT IT IS, Very Rare, We out chea, well damn with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 22, 2013 by TheNameIsJerald

“We got room keys!!!” Indeed we do Uncle Kellz, indeed. We the good folks here at IMNOTATOY would like to present to you, the masses, THE KELLZ COLLECTION. Yes people, Uncle Kellz has had a great affect on ALL of our lives. From His VERY profound cornrows, his LEGENDARY fashion down to his GROUNDBREAKING home made flick. Uncle Kellz is OBVIOUSLY the uncle that we’ve ALL wanted. We all remember the “Down Low” video and how our uncle Kellz went against Mr. Biggs wishes to never touch his lady and the captivating ass whooping Biggs layed down on him for it. LOOK AT ME! I DID THIS TO YOU! *We’re still wondering how he got back from the desert* Kellz has and STILL does have a great influence on many genres. One in particular is rap. How could you forget the CLASSIC Cam’ron verse “R.Kelly mask, slash Michael Jackson Glove.Yeah I raped them kids , go to court smack the judge” So without further ado, we give you the KELLZ COLLECTION, comprised of 3 tees and one limited tee. Even though Kellz advised us back in 96′ to keep it on the “Down Low” we’ve decided to do other wise. THANK YOU KELLZ, THANK YOU!!!








Posted in 90s fave, Classick, colder dina polar bear's toenail, GA yea ATLANTA, Shit just got real, Very Rare with tags , , , , , , , , on January 20, 2013 by TheNameIsJerald

It’s YA boy @TheNameIsJerald blessing you with some classic material. When I first bought ATLiens, I didn’t read the comic because the shit seemed so FUCKING long at the time for whatever reason but I had stumbled across booklet in a old shoe box under my bed so I thought I’d scan it for all ya’ll out here who never read it before and for those who have read it before as well just to refresh ya’ memory, ya heard? Enjoy

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For da fam

Posted in See what I did there with tags , , , , , on January 17, 2013 by imnotatoy


Crowd participation

Posted in 6 RINGS ON....U CAN CALL ME.....JORDAN, BASED., BEASTMODE, BOI... Ya doin the most!, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, comedown, Crank dat, crazy handles, dis ain't whatchu want, FEAR-less, i'll FUCK YOU UP!, Multi-Task, slap u til the white meat, so we set trippin up in hea with tags , , on January 17, 2013 by imnotatoy


Too Much Money

Posted in my baby swo!!!, wavvy baby, well damn with tags , , , , on January 17, 2013 by imnotatoy



Posted in act a donkey, BOUT 2 GET SHIIITTTYY on January 11, 2013 by TheNameIsJerald


Throwback Thurzdayz : Big Pokey – Hardest Pit in the Litter

Posted in 90s fave, cartier shawty, Classick, colder dina polar bear's toenail, IMA UNTAMED GORILLA...YA UNDERSTAND!!!! with tags , , , , , , , on January 10, 2013 by TheNameIsJerald

Classic shit from one of the lesser nationally known S.U.C. members. Click the album cover to DL
Big Pokey- Hardest Pit in the Litter


Posted in 90s fave, ADults swimmin, baby, BOOTY MUSIK, Classick, NUFF SAID.., PRESIDENTIAL SHHHHIIITTTT, Swag on full, twerkin, Very Rare, wavvy baby with tags on January 7, 2013 by TheNameIsJerald

This album right here put my mans Mo B. Dick up there with the likes of Michael Jackson, Al Green, Marvin Gaye & Barry White. Shit is so soulful and thug at the same time. Real smooth like 100 gallons of Cocoa Butter. Type of shit you throw on with your 2-toned du-rag and just relax with ya lady on her grandma plastic covered couch dawg. For real! So download this right here, hit the corner store, grab a 40 and some rubbers and call it a night. *Click album cover to DL*

Mo B. Dick Gangsta Harmony


Posted in act a donkey, BEASTMODE, BOI... Ya doin the most!, BOI... Ya UGLY.., BOOTY MUSIK, Chiiiiiiiillllllll, dat ESSAY stoopid....., dats alot of Money!, dats dat shitt.., Deeeee Fuccck, Everything is terrible, Guud Lawd, LOOK-A-HERE, PRESIDENTIAL SHHHHIIITTTT with tags , , on January 7, 2013 by TheNameIsJerald

Bout to ask my babrber to hook me up with a SNAPBACK CUT!!


It’s Nothing

Posted in act a donkey, IM N yo HooD, IMA UNTAMED GORILLA...YA UNDERSTAND!!!!, my ambitionz of a killahhhh, shoot dis muh'fucka, Swag on full, wavvy baby, we got dem TONES....., well damn with tags , , , , , on January 6, 2013 by imnotatoy


It’s all love…

Posted in Afrocentric meets Crunk..., Big Ballin' Baby with tags , , , , on January 6, 2013 by imnotatoy


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